Of all the foods that the New World gave to the Old World as part of what we call The Colombian Exchange—maize, the potato and tomato, cacao, many squashes and beans, to name but a few—none were so readily accepted by Europe and lands beyond as that ur-American fowl, the turkey, about which we think thankfully at least once a year. . . .

Of all the foods that Columbus and his peripatetic descendants brought from the New World to the Old—the turkey, potato, peanut, tomato, and tobacco, among many—none since has been more widely planted globally than maize (Zea mays), what we call corn. . . .

“Tastes like chicken” has a lot of comic mileage because nearly everyone on the planet is familiar with the fowl. . . .

About the pig as food—about pork—many sayings have been said, and phrases turned well. . . .